Someone sent me the below. Credit goes to its source. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Surprise! Surprise! It was an Apple. But with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed. 😜
Avoid scolding others “Stupid, you have a pig brain”, “You have a bird brain”. The next time someone scolds you like that, kindly smiles back and says “Aiyoh, how come you are insulting the pigs and birds!” Beware! The next time you scold others like that, you will be seen […]
A conversation between a mother and her young child was overheard over breakfast. Mother: Son, do you know what “Rule of Thumb” means? Son: Mum, before I can answer it, whose thumb are you referring to? Mother: Ehh…
A father bought a pair of fighting fishes. Soon this pair bred many baby fishes. One afternoon, the father bought a small package of live worms. He asked his son for a razor blade. The son asked: “Why do you need a razor blade?” The father replied: “I needed it […]
Two friends, James and John, rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 20 fish. James said to John, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, James asked […]
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic […]
Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s. Student: Yes, teacher, it is the same dog. Teacher: I would like each one of you to write the longest sentence you could compose. A bright student wrote: Life Imprisonment! Student: Eight copycats sat in […]
一个团友晚饭后问导游，“从这里到达酒店需要多长时间？” 导游回答说，“骑马半小时。” 旅游巴士花了10分钟到达酒店。 团友再问导游：“我还以为你说一个半小时。” 导游笑着回答说，“我说骑马半小时。你骑着马吗？”
A 6 years old Chinese boy in my tour group asked the tour guide today, “What is the colour of Spiderman?” The tour guide replied, “That’s an easy question. The colours are blue, red and black.” The boy shooked his head and said, “Wrong, it’s white because Spiderman 是白的 man!” […]
James and Sally, his newly wedded wife, were on a plane for their honeymoon vacation. During the journey, James took out his iPad, opened up his Bible app, and was soon reading Genesis 2:23 which read: “And Adam said (to Eve), This is now bone of my bones, and flesh […]
