A friend shared the below with me.
Do you exercise this way to slim down?
We ‘Jump‘ to conclusions.
We ‘Throw‘ our weight around.
We ‘Twist‘ the truth.
We ‘Stretch‘ the lies.
We ‘Bend‘ the rules.
We ‘Push‘ our luck.
We ‘Lift‘ our egos.
We ‘Run‘ from tough situations.
With the above, we should be very fit, but we are still fat. Why?
Because we ate those words!!! 😜
While out shopping with my wife in Otaro in Hokkaido, Japan this evening, we saw these red Snoopy panties on display prominently in the ladies section.
“You dare to wear these panties?”, I asked her.
She replied, “You mad isit!”
Snoopy Red Panties
This joke was shared in the sermon in church this morning. LOL 😜
A sales executive parked his car in a no-parking zone in a business district because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled this block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive me my trespasses.”
When he returned, he found a parking fine ticket under his windscreen wiper along with this note “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead me not into temptation.” 😜
A Singapore customer and his Japanese supplier…
Customer: I want to order 10,000 cameras. We can accept 3 defects.
Supplier: Arigato, we will deliver your order as per your schedule.
2 months later, the supplier calls the customer…
Supplier: We had shipped out your 10,000 cameras. We also delivered 3 specially built cameras with defects.
Customer: Why you build 3 defective cameras for me?
Supplier: We only built superior quality cameras. But you said you wanted 3 defective cameras. That’s why we had to produce these 3 units for your order.
Customer fell off his chair!!!😜
The Project Management Professional (PMP) is an industry-recognized certification for project managers.
But PMP in Chinese means “拍马屁“, pronounced as ‘Pai Ma Pi’ refers to bootlicking!