A friend shared the below with me. — Do you exercise this way to slim down? We ‘Jump‘ to conclusions. We ‘Throw‘ our weight around. We ‘Twist‘ the truth. We ‘Stretch‘ the lies. We ‘Bend‘ the rules. We ‘Push‘ our luck. We ‘Lift‘ our egos. We ‘Run‘ from tough situations. […]
While out shopping with my wife in Otaro in Hokkaido, Japan this evening, we saw these red Snoopy panties on display prominently in the ladies section. “You dare to wear these panties?”, I asked her. She replied, “You mad isit!”
This joke was shared in the sermon in church this morning. LOL 😜 A sales executive parked his car in a no-parking zone in a business district because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I […]
A Singapore customer and his Japanese supplier… Customer: I want to order 10,000 cameras. We can accept 3 defects. Supplier: Arigato, we will deliver your order as per your schedule. 2 months later, the supplier calls the customer… Supplier: We had shipped out your 10,000 cameras. We also delivered 3 […]
The Project Management Professional (PMP) is an industry-recognized certification for project managers. But PMP in Chinese means “拍马屁“, pronounced as ‘Pai Ma Pi’ refers to bootlicking!
Facebook = 非死不可 pronounced as ‘Fei Si Bu Ke’ meaning ‘You Must Die’.
A female returned to the clinic after one week. The doctor asked the female patient “You had not recovered. You looked weaker and tired. Apart from taking the medication, I advised you to have 3 meals a day. Did you?” The female patient shouted back “What did you say? Your […]