Joke I Like

A friend shared the below with me.

Do you exercise this way to slim down?

We ‘Jump‘ to conclusions.

We ‘Throw‘ our weight around.

We ‘Twist‘ the truth.

We ‘Stretch‘ the lies.

We ‘Bend‘ the rules.

We ‘Push‘ our luck.

We ‘Lift‘ our egos.

We ‘Run‘ from tough situations.

With the above, we should be very fit, but we are still fat. Why?

Because we ate those words!!! 😜

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