An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: “I’m in the toilet. Please advise.”

一对老夫妇刚刚学会了如何在手机上发送短信。妻子是个浪漫的类型和丈夫是个简单,不废话的男人。

一天下午,妻子出去迎接朋友喝茶。她决定送她的丈夫一个浪漫的短信,她写道:

 “如果你在睡觉,给我你的梦想。

如果你正在笑,给我你的笑容。

如果你在吃,给我一口。

如果你在喝,给我喝了一口。

如果你在哭,给我你的眼泪。

我爱你。”

丈夫回复短信给她:“我在厕所里。请指教。”

🙂