Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother’s.

Student: Yes, teacher, it is the same dog.

Teacher: I would like each one of you to write the longest sentence you could compose.

A bright student wrote: Life Imprisonment!

Student: Eight copycats sat in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Teacher: 7

Student: Zero. All were copycats.

Student: Teacher, what begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

Teacher: ??

Student: A teapot.

Student: Teacher, why is number six afraid?

Teacher: ??

Student: Seven eight nine.

Teacher: (still) ??

Student: Because “Seven ate Nine”.

Student: Which two days of the week start with the letter T?

Teacher: Tuesday and Thursday.

Student: Wrong, it is today and tomorrow.

Teacher: What is a minimum?

Student: A very small mother (mini-mum).

Student: What do you call a dear with no eye?

Teacher: No idea.

Student: Teacher, you so clever. How come you know it is “No Eye Dear”?

Teacher: Because I am your teacher.

Student: Then what do you call a dear without an “ear”?

Teacher: No Ear Dear.

Student: Wrong, it is D.

Teacher: Why are you doing your mathematics multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: How you do you spell crocodile?

Student: KRO-KO-DIAL.

Teacher: No, that is wrong.

Student: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: HIJKLMO.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said it is H to O.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher.

Teacher: Give me a sentence starting with ‘I’.

Student: I is…

Teacher: No… always say, ‘I am…’.

Student: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet’.

Author’s Notes:

I do not claim ownership to these humors. I received them from emails. I am sharing them hoping to bring joy and laughter to you – as “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” – Proverb 17:22.