I Didn’t Recognize You

Susan suffered a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. She had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Lord, I am 40, is my time up?”

God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 5 months and 2 days to live.”

“Since I will have so much time to live, I might as well make the most of it”, she said to herself. Upon recovery, Susan decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.

After her last operation, Susan was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 30 years?”

God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”

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